Humor: World's shortest books

[Rolex]

FRENCH WAR HEROES by Jacques Chirac

HOW I SERVED MY COUNTRY by Jane Fonda

HOW I WON THREE PURPLE HEARTS by John Kerry

MY BEAUTY SECRETS by Janet Reno

HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN AIRPLANE by John Denver

MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS by Dan Marino

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL by Hillary Clinton

MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE by Osama Bin Laden

MY MILITARY CAREER by George W. Bush

THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD by Bill Gates

THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY by Dennis Rodman

MY WILD YEARS by Al Gore

AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS

A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES by Dr. J. Kevorkian

EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN

EVERYTHING WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN

ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED by Ellen de Generes

GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE by Mike Tyson

SPOTTED OWL RECIPES by the EPA

THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS by O. J. Simpson

MY BOOK OF MORALS by Bill Clinton with introduction by The Rev. Jessie Jackson

 

[Nitro_Freak]

LOL, that's funny

 

[Buncrana]

Don't*forget*HOW*TO*PLEASE*YOUR*WOMAN*by*former New Jersey Gov. James E. McGreevey

 

[Kodama]

CHILD MOLESTATION is WRONG by Michael Jackson

HOW NOT TO BE AN IDIOT by sikeymikey

 

[AC48]

HOW NOT TO BE AN IDIOT by sikeymikey

LOL, good one!!

 

[Rolex]

HOW NOT TO BE AN IDIOT by sikeymikey

I AM OFFICIALLY LMAO !!!!!!!
You ARE the man, Kodama. Damn, that's funny !!!

 

[nitroking]

Nice on buncrana when the special report coame on about it you good see the news desk people trying not to crack the helll up

 

[Rolex]

HOW TO MAKE FRIENDS ON A FORUM the long awaited sequel to HOW NOT TO BE AN IDIOT by sikeymikey

 

[ZANDOR]

Now I like this one coming from the pacific nortwest and all.
SPOTTED OWL RECIPES by the EPA

and i really like the saying save a logger eat an owl...

 

[flash]

i thought it was- "save a tree...eat a beaver"

 

[Rolex]

i thought it was- "save a tree...eat a beaver"

I'm personally responsible for lots of beautiful trees out there.

 

[TEXAS-NITRO-MAN]

LMAO good one

 

[powert]

"Integrity in the workplace", by Enron Executives.

 

[Rolex]

GETTING AWAY WITH INSIDER TRADING by Ivan Boesky and Michael Milken with an introduction by Martha Stewart