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A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she
selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk, A carton of eggs, A quart of
orange juice, A head of romaine lettuce, A 2 lb. can of coffee, And a
1 lb. package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to
check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items
in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk
calmly stated," You mush be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but
she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed
single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing
particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off
the drunk to her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you
know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know
that?"
The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly"
selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk, A carton of eggs, A quart of
orange juice, A head of romaine lettuce, A 2 lb. can of coffee, And a
1 lb. package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to
check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items
in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk
calmly stated," You mush be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but
she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed
single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing
particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off
the drunk to her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you
know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know
that?"
The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly"
