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Ed was staring sadly into his beer and sighed heavily.
“What’s up Ed” asked the Landlord…
“It’s not like you to be so down”
“It’s my four year old great grand son…” Ed replied.
“Don’t tell me, he’s in trouble for fighting in school? – my son’s just the same – forget about it, it happens to boys that age” said the landlord, sympathetically.
“ I only wish it was that” he continued. "The little bastard has got our gorgeous 18 year old next door neighbor pregnant.”
“Get away, that’s impossible!” gasped the landlord. "It’s not” said Ed… “the little punk stuck a pin in all my condoms.”