Hallmark, the ones that didn't make it....

[ImBroken]

So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day. Look at
the bright side, it's really good pay.

My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat. When I looked at
the tire I noticed your cat. Sorry!

Heard your wife left you, How upset you must be. But don't fret
about it... She moved in with me.

Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help
but wonder, What the hell was I thinking?

Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your
husband.

How could two people as beautiful as you... have such an ugly baby?
Congratulations Anyway!

I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love.
After having met you ...I've changed my mind.

I must admit, you brought Religion into my life. I never
believed in Hell...till I met you.

As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am... That you're not
here to ruin them for me.

Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go ... would you
like to take this knife out of my back? You'll probably need it again.


Someday I hope to get married. But not to you.


Happy birthday! You look great for your age... Almost Lifelike!

When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now
that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise

I am so glad that we are such good friends... Relatives always
expect money in their card.

I'm so miserable without you ... it's almost like having you
here.

Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. Did you ever find out
who
the
father is?

Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your
birthday.

So we're having you put to sleep.
Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad! (Available only in Arkansas,
Kentucky,Texas and parts of South Carolina!)

 

[bmoc2008]

hmm i dunno some of those were good good find imbroken

 

[El Pirata]

Great ones.

 

[Paintbug]

priceless!!

 

[SilentGTboy]

Nice!

 

[robmob]

Funny

 

[msly]

Originally posted by ImBroken
Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad! (Available only in Arkansas,
Kentucky,Texas and parts of South Carolina!)

Now thats a funny one LOL:thumbsup:

 

[mcvickj]

Very cool. I almost died laughing when I read this one..."Happy birthday! You look great for your age... Almost Lifelike!" hehe

 

[TINY_MAXX]

Good Find man..Those made me laugh pretty hard

 

[KoRnKiD]

I almost fell out of my chair on acouple.

 

[bmoc2008]

sounds like the rcnt pimp is easily ammused

 

[KoRnKiD]

true dat! Weres my money biotch!

 

[bmoc2008]

whats ur paypal account screen name

 

[KoRnKiD]

"pimpin aint easy"

 

[bmoc2008]

tru dat