General Chaos

[moe7404]

this place doesn't look very chaotic to me.

 

[slowngreen]

Nor do I see a sega....

 

[Rolex]

General Chaos is the guy that runs this place. He's assisted by Major Mayhem and Colonel O. Korn.

 

[hamz9561]

General Chaos is the guy that runs this place. He's assisted by Major Mayhem and Colonel O. Korn.

(It's all just Rolex playing with different sock puppets when he gets tired of polishing his rigs or pushing them around on the floor yelling, "Vroom! Vroom!") :

 

[moe7404]

in ww2 my dad worked for the British thermal unit. they tested cold weather underwear.

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well rolex if you dont have anything to do just say so.

 

[Rolex]

in ww2 my dad worked for the British thermal unit. they tested cold weather underwear.

Now, THAT'S funny!

 

[digger]

Just how did they test "cold weather underwear?"

Would they measure your junk with a set of calipers to see how much it shrunk?
What were the neighbors thinking?

 

[Rolex]

Who the hell was that?

 

[digger]

Who the hell was that?

One of your friends that wonders what your neighbors think when you are running around with no pants....

That was a WW2 test....

No reason to be living in the past, or testing new underwear.....


In public anyway.


At your age you have no BTU"s left.




Just kidding Bro. Hope you are well.

 

[Rolex]

Nice of you to stop by. All is well here. How's your own damn self?

 

[digger]

Nice of you to stop by. All is well here. How's your own damn self?

I'm good here Bro. Got problems ...

But I'm not going to complain.

 

[Rolex]

We all have our problems, but what I've learned is when you complain about them, 85% don't care, 10% only pretend to care, and the other 5% are glad you have those problems.

 

[moe7404]

do you guys know each other?

 

[digger]

do you guys know each other?

Know each other? We're brothers!
Rolex is older and wiser, but I'm the better looking one, as you can tell in the pic.

 

[Phins Fan]

^Now I dont care who you are thats funny right there!!^

 

[SSX]

Know each other? We're brothers!
Rolex is older and wiser, but I'm the better looking one, as you can tell in the pic.

YOU STOLE MY FAMILY PIC!!


















jOKES

 

[Rolex]

That's our mug shot when we got busted for our still. Problem is, I don't remember which one was me. I don't even remember how much older I am or how much wiser. I'm pretty sure I'm the one with the nice haircut.

 

[hamz9561]

You're the one in the picture there, Rolex.

 

[wacmartin]

Funny thing is, Rolex's profile picture looks like the guys in that picture if they were babies!

 

[Rolex]

I'm the better looking guy there, but momma always liked him best.