Funeral Procession

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A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.
A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse and behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash.
Behind her were over 200 women walking in a single file.

The woman couldn't contain her curiosity. She approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"
The woman replied, "Well, that first hearse is for my husband."

"What happened to him?"

"My dog attacked and killed him."

"Well who is in the second hearse?"

The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her."

A poignant moment of silence passed between the two women.

"May I borrow the dog?"

"Get in line."
 

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