Because that thing is so beatiful I want to screw it. I have to say the pictures are very nice but doesn't do it any justice in person. He is very skilled! The thing has all the beef and bling, but he is semi nerotic down to every last detail(even trick collars) That was meant as a compliment Ed. All I can say is the thing performs as good as it looks and thats saying something real. Ed goes all out on his projects and doesn't F around. Needless to say I was impressed with it.