Doing Yard Work

[HPIguy]

It's that time of year, to rake / blow / burn leaves, so that's what I did today. I always enjoy being outside, and making things look good around the house.

You will need the following;
1. A garden rake to tend the fire
2. Gasoline (I want things on fire NOW! )
3. Beer (I'm a craft beer guy, and prefer the build a sixxer rack at the local quick stop, YMMV)
4. A good cigar (this is optional, but I like 'em once in a while)

Off to a good start, thanks in no small part to our friend gasoline

Now I know some of you may be thinking, "But HPIguy, isn't this just an excuse to drink beer?" Oh no, it serves a very important purpose in this job, don't underestimate it's role.

1. You'll be near a hot fire for the entirety of this process. So it's important to stay hydrated.
2. Inevitably, you will lay something down too close to the fire, and then pick it up, resulting in minor burns. If so, immediately apply ice cold beer to the affected area as first aid.

3. if you do experience a burn injury, take (1) dose of 4 beers every four hours until symptoms subside. (Side effects may include but are not limited to stumbling, slurred speech, dizziness, and falling down. If you experience any of these symptoms, stop taking beer immediately and consult your local kitchen for coffee.)

Most importantly, when you're done with your burning, rake dirt over all the coals and watch things until there is no smoke or hot embers left.

 

[Rolex]

I wonder if this apartment complex would be concerned if I started burning leaves. :flamer::drink:

 

[slowngreen]

Thats how you get it done. Atleast you did it the proper way.

 

[HPIguy]

I wonder if this apartment complex would be concerned if I started burning leaves. :flamer::drink:

Ralph, I think they'd be more concerned you aren't wearing pants.

Thats how you get it done. Atleast you did it the proper way.

Thanks Lloyd, Something about a fire is relaxing to me for some reason, so I don't mind doing the leaves. Also not pictured just out of frame is a fire extinguisher, just in case.

 

[slowngreen]

Fire can be amazing for sure. How was the cigar? I've never had a "good" cigar, all tasted hella bad even when I was a smoker.

 

[HPIguy]

Fire can be amazing for sure. How was the cigar? I've never had a "good" cigar, all tasted hella bad even when I was a smoker.

Lloyd, cigars are an aquired taste IMHO, much like Scotch. Years ago a friend had given me a glass of some pretty good Scotch (blended Scotch BTW), and I absolutely hated it. But years later, I tried a good single malt, and fell in love with Scotch, and have drank it ever since in limited quantities. I had also tried cigars years ago, but a buddy of mine bought cigars based simply on cost, and nothing more. They were terrible if you had never had a cigar. My advice if you have quit smoking, is don't try it. But, I quit cigarettes over a year ago, and I can have the occasional stogie and not ever want a cigarette, and I don't inhale the cigar smoke either. there is no comparison in the taste of a cigarette, and a good cigar. It's like comparing a turd, to perfectly cooked bacon

A buddy of mine had bought me a good cigar when I graduated college this year, along with a nice bottle of Scotch, and that's what got me started. A good stick (that's a San Lotano maduro in the pic) for me is like a really good steak, or any favorite food really. The right stick for the right meal / drink or occasion, and it's delicious, at least to me it is. But, like all things, YMMV. Also, I have to be in the mood for a smoke, and have the free time. A good cigar will burn for well over an hour generally, and I don't want to be bothered during that time; I want to fully enjoy my cigar and relax.