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A Marine stationed in Iraq recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:
Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love, Becky
The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope....along with this note:
Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take Care,
Ricky
 
LOL. There is a M*A*S*H episode where this GI has the same problem and Hawkeye suggest the same kinda thing. :)
 
Originally posted by mcvickj
LOL. There is a M*A*S*H episode where this GI has the same problem and Hawkeye suggest the same kinda thing. :)

sweet a M*A*S*H reference...might just be the first one on this board.
 
MASH was BORING! As far as war sitcoms go I am more of a Hogan's Hero's kinda guy, now that was comedy!
 
China beach was better. But Hogans was better as a sitcom.
 
That's bad ass bro....thanks for sharing. I'm assuming that's real and not just an urban legend. Assuming that's real, she'd have to be one of the most heartless cunts on the planet and she got......WORKED.

As for "war sitcoms"........China Beach blew them all away, mash was kinda fun but boring as hell after two episodes and Hogan's Hero's......who was in that again..lol.

Peace
 
I always did like M*A*S*H*...........never did care much for Hogan's Hero, and don't think I have ever seen one episode of China Beach..............LOL, maybe I'm not missing much, hell I haven't watch an episode of mash in years!
 
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