Dear Abby
My husband is not happy with my mood swings. The other day, he bought me a mood ring so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big fiddlesticking red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time the butthead will buy me a diamond.
Sincerely,
Bitchy in California
My husband is not happy with my mood swings. The other day, he bought me a mood ring so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big fiddlesticking red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time the butthead will buy me a diamond.
Sincerely,
Bitchy in California