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NitroNewb

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I just got back from a few days in Chicago. I just wanted to share what I had to put up with while I was there. They said they were models (read hookers). They sure was purty. And soft too!

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Jenna Jameson checked in while I was having a cocktail. She was with some very unfriendly looking , very large men.
 
It's gotta be the stache. Those women all wanted to be tickled with the mustache, not just everyone can grow something like that. Hell I only have to shave once a week lol.
 
The girl in the third pic from the bottom, directly to your right. She would be a good candidate to crawl over her breasts with the axial. Trust me, it's even more fun than it sounds. It was starting to get boring after the first few tims, but a member gave me the idea of oiling my girls obstacles, and that will make it even more challenging. I'm not sure how big they are, but they're very tight and perky, and have a large double digit number followed by DD, so they make great crawling obstacles. I articulate on them a lot.
 
LMFAO. Actually, my wife took all these pics. We've been married going on 30 years now and she REALLY knows how to torture me. See what you can't have honey!!!!! Good thing I was hammered. She actually left me down in the lobby bar all by myself!! I WAS SCARED TO DEATH!! One girl told me she really loved facial hair as she gave me that come hither look.. Of course I thought I was like Tom Selleck (in my mind). In theirs I was a drunk old perverted man. This was at the W hotel on Lakeshore Blvd. The water front room where we stayed was like $450 a night so this was definitely a class joint. To classy for a country bumpkin like me. They sure were soft. I bet that crawler would do great on those hills covered with oil.....*sigh*...

Initially they thought I was Paul Tuttle from OCC. Maybe that's why they were gathering. Then they realized I was just a dirty old drunk. To late. I had my 15 seconds.(lol)
 
Yeah, REALLY look like Paul in your picture that's on your profile. When you first told me about your picture, I had to take a 2nd look.
 
You would NOT believe how many times people tell me...."Do you know who you look like??" I had mine before Paul T. Now if only my arms were 10 times the size.
 
CharliesTheMan said:
The girl in the third pic from the bottom, directly to your right. She would be a good candidate to crawl over her breasts with the axial. Trust me, it's even more fun than it sounds. It was starting to get boring after the first few tims, but a member gave me the idea of oiling my girls obstacles, and that will make it even more challenging. I'm not sure how big they are, but they're very tight and perky, and have a large double digit number followed by DD, so they make great crawling obstacles. I articulate on them a lot.
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OMG YOU JUST CREEPED ME THE F*** OUT. DUDE DONT SAY THAT!!

NitroNewb said:
You would NOT believe how many times people tell me...."Do you know who you look like??" I had mine before Paul T. Now if only my arms were 10 times the size.
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is that a harley?
 

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