Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

[robmob]

Saw this posted on another forum......


The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadians plant gardens.

35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
Italian Cars won't start
Canadians drive with the windows down

32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C)
American water freezes
Canadian water gets thicker.

0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
Mt.St. Helens freezes.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians pull down their ear flaps.

-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg

-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
Hell freezes over.
The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup

 

[slowngreen]

-500° fahrenheit (-295° c)
hell freezes over.
The toronto maple leafs win the stanley cup

lmao!!!!

 

[Candyman]

.....currently forwarded to coworker who is from Toronto....

 

[sweetdiesel]

lmfao very funny

 

[Rolex]

That's great. Pay attention, BOUTCH.

 

[MGT8.0owner]

lmao thats prety good lol......i am canadian and my mom does the drive wit the windows down thing but the leafs ever winning a cup get real(red wings all the way)

 

[abadk9420]

Nice One!!!!! LOL!!!

 

[Karl M]

I have seen the same thing except it was Minesotans. I have to leave sunny (cough) Ca for Ct for a week on Sunday, I'm sure I will be experiencing something along the same nature.