digger
Hardcore RCTalk User
A blind man enters a "Ladies Bar" by mistake. He finds his way to the bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair, given that you are blind that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl.2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight lifter.5. The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler. Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke? The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and declares, "Nah.... Not if I'm going to have to explain it five times."
