A gorgeous young blonde woman gets sick and tired of men trying to pick her up in bars because she's beautiful, blonde, and so men thought she was easy.
One day, she decides to show everyone. She goes home and decides to smarten herself up. She decides to learn the capitals of all the fifty states. Week after week she practices until she knows them all. Finally, she is once again ready to go back to the bar. She sits down and after a few seconds and guy comes up to her and starts hitting on her. It is soon evident that he just wants to take her home and have sex with her. The lovely blonde says emphatically, "But I'm not just beautiful! I'm smart too!!" "Yeah, yeah. I believe you," says the young stud. "Now let's go."
Again she protests. "No, really I am smart. I know the capitals of all the
states." The guy starts walking away, getting sick of her.
She follows him. "Really, go ahead ask me a state. I'll give you its capital
and show you how smart I am."
Just to get rid of her, the guy says, "Fine. What's the capital of New
Mexico? The breathtaking blonde looks at him proudly and says. "New Mexico has two capitals: 'N' and 'M'."
[MOVE]:stupid: [/MOVE]
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
"Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
[MOVE]
[/MOVE]
Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN ?
She didn't know what ONE came first..
[MOVE]:clap: [/MOVE]
Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic Genie's lamp The Genie came out and said: "I will grant three wishes, one for each of you."
The first said, "I wish I were smarter." So she became a redhead.
The second blonde said, "I wish I were smarter than her." She became a brunette.
The third blonde said, "I wish I were smarter than both of them." So she became a man.
[MOVE]:thumbup:[/MOVE]
What did the blonde customer say to the waitress when reading her nametag?
"Debbie...that's cute. What did you name the other one?"
[MOVE]:breakdown [/MOVE]
What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
You keep hearing about them, but never see any.
[MOVE]=devil [/MOVE]
One day, she decides to show everyone. She goes home and decides to smarten herself up. She decides to learn the capitals of all the fifty states. Week after week she practices until she knows them all. Finally, she is once again ready to go back to the bar. She sits down and after a few seconds and guy comes up to her and starts hitting on her. It is soon evident that he just wants to take her home and have sex with her. The lovely blonde says emphatically, "But I'm not just beautiful! I'm smart too!!" "Yeah, yeah. I believe you," says the young stud. "Now let's go."
Again she protests. "No, really I am smart. I know the capitals of all the
states." The guy starts walking away, getting sick of her.
She follows him. "Really, go ahead ask me a state. I'll give you its capital
and show you how smart I am."
Just to get rid of her, the guy says, "Fine. What's the capital of New
Mexico? The breathtaking blonde looks at him proudly and says. "New Mexico has two capitals: 'N' and 'M'."
[MOVE]:stupid: [/MOVE]
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
"Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
[MOVE]
[/MOVE]Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN ?
She didn't know what ONE came first..
[MOVE]:clap: [/MOVE]
Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic Genie's lamp The Genie came out and said: "I will grant three wishes, one for each of you."
The first said, "I wish I were smarter." So she became a redhead.
The second blonde said, "I wish I were smarter than her." She became a brunette.
The third blonde said, "I wish I were smarter than both of them." So she became a man.
[MOVE]:thumbup:[/MOVE]
What did the blonde customer say to the waitress when reading her nametag?
"Debbie...that's cute. What did you name the other one?"
[MOVE]:breakdown [/MOVE]
What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
You keep hearing about them, but never see any.
[MOVE]=devil [/MOVE]
