blond joke

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there is a midget walking down the street.

A Blonde wearing a miniskirt kicks him down and walks over him.

he go's " Damn brunnete."

She replies" I'm a Blonde!"

"Not from where i'm looking"

 

[slowngreen]

lol thats nice.......

 

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Here's an old guy joke rolex should like.

an old man goes to his dentist to get some teeth pulled.

The dentist grabs a needle an walks toward the man.

He says " Whats that?"

The dentist replies "its novacain, to take the pain away"

The man says " NO I'm allergic to that"

The dentist walks away and comes back wheeling a bottle.

the man says " no last time the put me on nitrous i went into a coma"

so the dentist gives the man two blue pills to take, so he swallows them.

He says whats that.

the doctor says it was viagra.

He goes "why'd you give me that"

"Well when i pull this tooth you're gonna need somethin to hold on to"

 

[slowngreen]

thats more of a fact than a joke lol.

 

[RC Addict]

Ummmm....

 

[Suicide]

watch this

i have a bush speech on CD that is funny this is on the same cd along with this

 

[Cupooterluvr]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_Jt_g10Jug&feature=related

Robert Raiford man he was funny. Anyone who lived in North Carolina has heard him and John Boy and Billy... we used to listen to them in the morning on the way to school but since we moved no luck in finding a station :\

I laughed my head off at the turd one.