Andy, you've got so many issues Dr. Phil is writing a book about you! The working title, I'm told, is "Homophobic Pud-Knockers in Minnesota: Retards on MySpace".
I am currently using this body. I've accumulated many Nikon lenses (both film and digital "DX" lenses) over the past 20 years and most of them can be used with the digital bodies. I happened to be using my vacation lens for the shots in this thread. Check www.bhphoto.com for good pricing from a reliable dealer.
The EXIF data is in the JPEGs. Using an expensive camera is not going to guarantee good results. The nut behind the viewfinder makes a big difference.
I pulled the Beyonce photos because they started to pop up on various web sites. As soon as I pulled the photos I got emails asking to purchase the photos for publication.
I sold the copyrights of one of my photos to the company that publishes the National Enquirer, The Star, The Globe, The Sun, and more. "My" photo is going to run this week. The company has the ability to sell the photo to other publications, so they may end up making money on the deal.