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My first job was a Murphy's Mart. (Department store chain that has been out of business for some years.)

I too had the fun job of cleaning bathrooms. I know what Woodie and Tom are talking about.
Guys would miss and piss in the floor.
Women would crap everywhere, stand up on the seat I guess. Would end up on the walls.
 
Hahaha. I still can't stop laughing at Woodie's first post.

I remember when I wet my bed. My cousin was sleeping in the same bed as me (I know what you're thinking ;D.) Anyways, when she woke up she noticed something wet in the bed, and you know the rest :D.
 
ohmygahitscoby said:
Hahaha. I still can't stop laughing at Woodie's first post.

I remember when I wet my bed. My cousin was sleeping in the same bed as me (I know what you're thinking ;D.) Anyways, when she woke up she noticed something wet in the bed, and you know the rest :D.
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And you guys want to rag on the "goofy hillbilly......."




I never admitted to sleeping with my cousin. :)
 
reminds me of a time quite a few years ago when i had a neighbor friend and a couple other kids over to swim in the pool. it was one of those little kiddy pools that where about a foot and a half deep. he told me he had to go to the bathroom, and being a 6-7 year old, i told him to hold on and would show him where the bathroom was later. well, later came and i forgot he had to go and the pool started getting a little murky..... he didnt just have to pee...... and he did it with all of us in the pool.....

needless to say, he hasnt been my friend for some time. and i still have to take a shower whenever it comes up. ughh

what REALLY pissed me off (or on, as the case may be) was that his house was just across the street!!!!!
 
WoodiE said:
Aww man talking about people's bathroom habits - people are sick and I don't care what any woman tells you. Women are by FAR, I repeat BY FAR the dirtiest people I've ever seen when it comes to the bathroom.
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I agree 100%!!! I work in a large warehouse and it's amazing how nasty women can be! I am in maintenance so they always call us with any problem...including poop on the walls and floor, bloody pads and tampons all over the place. You wouldn't think a women would wipe her ass with her socks and panties and just throw them on the floor but it happens all the time....thank god I'm a mechanic and not in house keeping!
 
hAhaha talk about the funniest post in a while! Speaking of pool incidents this fishing company just came up with a lure called the floater, and ill jus say it looks damn close to real! I got one and plan on havin some fun with it needless to say!
 
Reminds me of a funny incident I got to witness on a jobsite once... Seems some workers were peeing in the neighbors hedges during the work day, and the neighbor happen to catch one of them...... With pressure washer in hand, he proceeded to blast this guy through the hedges while in mid pee... The worker jumped backwards and fell flat on his bare ass while screaming... One of the funniest things I've ever witnessed...
 
SMaxxin said:
I agree 100%!!! I work in a large warehouse and it's amazing how nasty women can be! I am in maintenance so they always call us with any problem...including poop on the walls and floor, bloody pads and tampons all over the place. You wouldn't think a women would wipe her ass with her socks and panties and just throw them on the floor but it happens all the time....thank god I'm a mechanic and not in house keeping!
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:puke::gulp: Oh man, you tryin' to ruin women for us all? GIRLS DON'T POOP, get it right!
 
Well it's always better to burp and taste it than to fart and waste it. lol
 
ImBroken said:
Reminds me of a funny incident I got to witness on a jobsite once... Seems some workers were peeing in the neighbors hedges during the work day, and the neighbor happen to catch one of them...... With pressure washer in hand, he proceeded to blast this guy through the hedges while in mid pee... The worker jumped backwards and fell flat on his bare ass while screaming... One of the funniest things I've ever witnessed...
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OMG, that actually made soda come out of my nose. Too funny man, too funny.
 
marauder said:
Well it's always better to burp and taste it than to fart and waste it. lol
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That ain't always true... Ever hear "Smells so bad you could taste it"
I've witnessed a few of those... Dirty bastards... lol

C'mon.... I had my mouth open.... Thats just not right....
 
ImBroken said:
That ain't always true... Ever hear "Smells so bad you could taste it"
I've witnessed a few of those... Dirty bastards... lol

C'mon.... I had my mouth open.... Thats just not right....
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Oh man... that's funny right there! A guy I work with let one of those fly the other day while we were terminating cable on a patch panel in a network closet... and for those of you that have ever been in one.. there aint much room to work as it is.... well I was working on the lower panel, and he was on a ladder working on the upper panel... well he let one fly right in my face at about nose level. You all ask what was I doing that close... well like I said... there aint much room in there.
 
godale03 said:
Oh man... that's funny right there! A guy I work with let one of those fly the other day while we were terminating cable on a patch panel in a network closet... and for those of you that have ever been in one.. there aint much room to work as it is.... well I was working on the lower panel, and he was on a ladder working on the upper panel... well he let one fly right in my face at about nose level. You all ask what was I doing that close... well like I said... there aint much room in there.
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dont lie, we all know there was plenty of room in there haha=devil
 

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