Attack of the killer kids. LOL

[FastEddy]

Its Easter morning and I'm sitting in my computer room that overlooks a park directly across the street.

There are at least 100 kids all lined up in the starting gates to find Easter eggs. We sit here each year and watch these kids go wild. Good thing its a grass park because they all mow each other over trying to get to the eggs first.

You think by now the parents would learn the the littlest kids shouldnt go in front of the pack. Its like a slaughter house when they sound the horn.

Its good entertainment.

 

[RatzoRC]

Sick, but funny!

 

[FastEddy]

Now they are all hopping around in potato sacks falling flat on their faces.
I should call the police for child abuse. This is California...

 

[FastEddy]

Can anyone explain this Easter tradition?

 

[ZANDOR]

Now they are all hopping around in potato sacks falling flat on their faces.
I should call the police for child abuse. This is California...

LOL I could see it now The swat team shows up with 5 big buses...and start hauling away the parents...cps comes in.Kids are crying the easter bunny is on the ground surrounded by the cops with shot guns (FREZZZZZZZZZ YOU RASKLEY WABBIT)

 

[Rolex]

Can anyone explain this Easter tradition?

LMFAO!!!!...The timeless tradition of fertilizing eggs to create the next group of kids.

 

[Mayhem]

How do you hide eggs in the field anyway its flat!

 

[Plaidfish]

Camoflage dye.......duh....it gets messy cause they don't see em all....but you get egg salad for the picnic.....

 

[Rolex]

Camoflage dye.......duh....it gets messy cause they don't see em all....but you get egg salad for the picnic.....

Egg-zactly.

How do you hide eggs in the field anyway its flat!

They're not hidden, they are fired from the other end of the field with an Eggs-o-set missle launcher.

 

[itsme]

stick figure egging i like it were can i get a eggo-set missle launcher

 

[ZANDOR]

stick figure egging i like it were can i get a eggo-set missle launcher

LOL dude you have one....Just put a dozen eggs in your cannon but add twice the amount of rocks and there you go!!!

 

[itsme]

Brilliant, oh crap you should'nt have said anything kids in my neighborhood are all now going to be hitting the deck and running from the easter bunny lol!

 

[Rolex]

When firing your Eggs-o-set missle launcher, wear a bunny suit. The moving targets will come in to close range. Head shots 'scramble' their brain and gain you extra points. Try to 'shell' as many as possible without getting a 'hard boiled' attitude. Don't fire till you see the 'whites' of their eyes.
Hey, I'm not serious, it's just a 'yolk'.

 

[itsme]

OTFLMFAO i just about had an accident here at the computor thats good ROLEX :LoL:

 

[ZANDOR]

When firing your Eggs-o-set missle launcher, wear a bunny suit. The moving targets will come in to close range. Head shots 'scramble' their brain and gain you extra points. Try to 'shell' as many as possible without getting a 'hard boiled' attitude. Don't fire till you see the 'whites' of their eyes.
Hey, I'm not serious, it's just a 'yolk'.

OMFG Thats funny right there.. ITs just a yolk lmfao

 

[Plaidfish]

Quit yolking around guys...we need to be good egg-zamples for the kids

 

[Candyman]

You do realize you're just egging him on. Pretty soon he'll think he's funny and make an albumen. I'm sure he'll want to call it the "White Albumen". And he'll proclaim to be an eggspert in the field and we'll have to listen to his long-winded eggsplanations of all these eggstremely bad puns. But we all know he's eggsagerating...

 

[Rex2342]

I don't know if everybody missed this or if I'm just a perv but why on earth is there a naked blow up doll there????

 

[Rolex]

LMFAO!!!!...The timeless tradition of fertilizing eggs to create the next group of kids.

That's the explanation you missed.

Candyman, your last post was a classic. For the use of the word albumen, you get eggstra credit.

 

[Plaidfish]

I think Rolex and I have just been outpun.....