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godale03

godale03

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Hey Guys,

Something happened last night that I thought I would share with you... mostly out of sheer frustration.

Well last night I had been helping my father in law stack straw from field. It took about three hours to stack about 12 acres worth. Well when I got home I sat down and had some dinner and then went up stairs for a shower. Well when I got out of the shower my wife had filled the bedroom with candles and turned on an adult themed movie. I am thinking to myself... "Hot damn! stacking straw has its benefits!" So I hop on the bed and things are going welll when the cat walks in and decides to puke all over the damn floor! Not just a quick hurl.... she had to string it out a bit. It sounded like her stomach was trying to escape her body.... kinda like that movie Polterguist.. Then of course she finally puked all over the floor. Real mood killer! So instead of having some fun... I was on my hands and knees cleaning cat puke off of the carpet. Perfect end to a perfect evening! Man I love my pets, but damn sometimes I wished they lived outside!
Just my frustrations.... Take care guys.

Tom
 
Man, getting worked up like that..............and all you get is cat vomit.:horsecrap
 
neobart said:
Man, getting worked up like that..............and all you get is cat vomit.:horsecrap
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Welcome to married life I suppose.... the cat is getting sick now... next time our 4 year old......

Tom
 
Welcome to the family life!
I keep a few objects at the ready when we are in the mood. The animals at our house like to find a cozy seat and watch the action. Its funny as hell to look up and see both the cat and dog sitting next to each other staring at us with their heads cocked off to the side. I then grab one of the prepared objects and chuck it at them. I have to do this 3-4 times in an evening.

Our cat pukes up these hair balls the size of golf balls all the time. This is one reason we decided to go with hard wood floors in the house. Now its a lot easier for the dog to eat it and less for us to clean up. Its as simple as a single swipe with a paper towel to clean up the leftovers.
 
FastEddy said:
Welcome to the family life!
I keep a few objects at the ready when we are in the mood. The animals at our house like to find a cozy seat and watch the action. Its funny as hell to look up and see both the cat and dog sitting next to each other staring at us with their heads cocked off to the side. I then grab one of the prepared objects and chuck it at them. I have to do this 3-4 times in an evening.

Our cat pukes up these hair balls the size of golf balls all the time. This is one reason we decided to go with hard wood floors in the house. Now its a lot easier for the dog to eat it and less for us to clean up. Its as simple as a single swipe with a paper towel to clean up the leftovers.
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i tottaly agree with eddy I've got pets (cat,dog,hamster,snake etc) and its much easier to clean up after there mess like eddy said thats why my parents invested in hard wooden floors just for this


my cat:


snoop female pee pee puss or snoop


my dog
(Edit to link. Way to large -Ed)
http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/4238/simba0060rr.jpg


simba its a rough collie its like the lassie film but differnet color
 
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Damn, clean your room!
Leave you shoes and close on the floor in my house and you will be digging them out of the dumpster!
 
FastEddy said:
I have to do this 3-4 times in an evening.
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Damn, Eddy, at your age I didn't know you had that much in ya. Figured you'd only have to shoo them away once before you finished. You go man!

I really like my cat. But he's just as annoying. No matter where you are or what you're doing, he seems to always need to be on you.
 
Candyman said:
Damn, Eddy, at your age I didn't know you had that much in ya. Figured you'd only have to shoo them away once before you finished. You go man!.
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Better living through modern medicine.
36 hours, Its ready when I am.:D

Ill be 43 this week and feel every year of it!
 
I think next time the cats go out of the room and the doors will be shut. Of course the cats want nothing to do with you until you close a door and they are not in there. Then all you see are paws under the door and then meowing and pawing the door. Maybe it is time to introduce them to the basement! :ponder2:

Tom
 
My favorite is when you leave the cat out side over night...then around 4-5 you can hear him screaming out side the house....jumping up and clinging to the window screens till someone gets up and lets him in.Or the old walk to the bathroom in the dark and step in a big ole hair ball that you didn't see...then the cats back out side and a few hours later somebody is letting him in again.
 
Get a dog and a jar of peanut butter Tom, that way when you are itchin' for some action and the wife is not around....:hehe:
 
sweetdiesel said:
Get a dog and a jar of peanut butter Tom, that way when you are itchin' for some action and the wife is not around....:hehe:
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That would work.... except my dog only licks once then bites down...... OUCH! :opps:
 
Gotta wonder, why stop and take care of it to begin with? Candles and porn with a wife at the ready and you stop to clean up your cat's lung butter? Forget the cat and the hurl, brother and close the deal while the gettin' is good! A night of porn and hot lovin' is worth a Stanley Steemer visit, in my opinion! You need to revisit your priorities or you will end up like Sweetdiesel, getting a BJ from the Collie/Jiffy mix and rubbing 'em out to R/C pictures. Ask yourself, you want that kind of information on your tombstone?
 
Monkey Wrench said:
Gotta wonder, why stop and take care of it to begin with? Candles and porn with a wife at the ready and you stop to clean up your cat's lung butter? Forget the cat and the hurl, brother and close the deal while the gettin' is good! A night of porn and hot lovin' is worth a Stanley Steemer visit, in my opinion! You need to revisit your priorities or you will end up like Sweetdiesel, getting a BJ from the Collie/Jiffy mix and rubbing 'em out to R/C pictures. Ask yourself, you want that kind of information on your tombstone?
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I definitely do not want to end up like Sweet D! LOL J/K

Actually the wife was the one that lost the mood..... then she asked me if I would clean it up. I think I will try again tonight......:ponder2:

I would like pepperoni and extra cheese on my Tombstone!

Tom
 
Well last night was a bust... I had the candles lit, and a nice Shiraz, a back rub and all I got was " I am tired and I feel fat." WTF!! How can she go from seductress one night to "I'm feeling fat" the next. I swear I will never understand women!

Tom
 

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