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[FRIDGE]

good one error...E P how many snakes you got how big are they we used to have a pink cornsnake or whoever you say it in fifth grade he was pink so we called him pinky i can never get a snake thats why i just stick to fish ,cats, dogs and turtles LOL

 

[mcvickj]

Originally posted by El Pirata
Nope but on death's door. I give them a good whack against the wall then offer them to the snakes.

Here's the windup and the pitch......

Error....you need some help.

 

[Error401]

Actually, I'm not real partial to snakes. They're EP's. I just like dark morbid humor.

 

[El Pirata]

Originally posted by mcvickj



Here's the windup and the pitch......

It's even better when the skin from their tail detatches and they fall to the ground with the bony stub of a tail and I have this squirming fleshy thing in my hand...

 

[Error401]

What? You do them all Bruce Lee ninja style?

 

[El Pirata]

Can you elaborate. I didn't understand your oompa loompaish words...

 

[Error401]

rat-chuck. You ever watch Enter the Dragon? I wish I could type the sound effects.

 

[El Pirata]

Ok. I'm done. You win. I quit. Uncle.

 

[Waste Land]

Originally posted by Error401
rat-chuck. You ever watch Enter the Dragon? I wish I could type the sound effects.

Error, your being quite talkitive, you getting somethign tonight or got somethign earlier, lol. You need to stay int his mood for the rest of your life. It rules

 

[Error401]

Workin on like my 5th pot of coffee for the day.

 

[FRIDGE]

error if its pot#5 then why dont you try to type those sound effects LOL

 

[Waste Land]

Originally posted by FRIDGE
error if its pot#5 then why dont you try to type those sound effects LOL

I just laufhed so damn hard that my mom has come int he romo wanting to know what was so damn funny, and i can't stop laughing.

 

[El Pirata]

 

[FRIDGE]

WasteLand
i try my best

 

[Error401]

Ok, I'll give it a shot. I'm gonna try to do this "screenplay" style.

yall have seen the intro, use some imagination with the credits and title.

Enter the Pirata

The door slowly opens as EP appears, a cardboard box in each hand.

All that can be heard is the barely perceptable humming of flourescent lamps, and the quiet rustling from the boxes.

Diego slowly rasies his head, flicks his tongue menacingly at EP.

EP: "So, you are hungy, but to eat, you must battle me."

Ep tosses the boxes in the air, spins around and removes his jacket in one easy motion. The boxes land on the floor, top pops open and two jumbo rats bounce into the air. Ep snatches one in each hand, jumps into the air, front flipsand lands "matrix style" in front of Diego's tank.

Diego: (tongue flick x2)

EP: "You show no fear. OoooAhhhoooowwooooooo"

Diego: (tongue flick x2)

With rat tails in each hand EP starts in with some basic nunchuck moves.

Diego: (tongue flick x2, with an impressed look)

Ep looks anoyed, wipes a bead of sweat from his brow.

EP: "You still do not believe my prowess. I will teach you the way of the rat."

Diego: (tongue flick x2)

EP: (alot of crazy nun chuck style moves) "IYeeee. Ho, ha ha, spin, parry, shwooooha."

Rat: THUD

Diego: (tongue flick x2, with a very impressed look)

EP: "I see that you now know my skill" (more crazy nun chuck style moves)
"ShaweeeeehawwwwwIeeeeeee AwwwWWaaaaaaaahhhoooo"

Rat 2: THUD

EP: (to diego) Now you shall eat.

 

[FRIDGE]

:bow: your so funny man your like a god to me LOL i can't stop laughing...this seems like a broadway play do you have any experience error by the way i guess the 5th pot did the job maybe you should wirte a story about E P and feeding his snakes LOL it would sell

 

[El Pirata]

Error, I know we're friends and all but you really might want to start seeing my shrink on a regular basis. I must admit that was a work of art.

 

[msly]

You better keep that thing away from my pony.....

Some wild pics...thanks for sharing...

 

[Error401]

Originally posted by El Pirata
Error, I know we're friends and all but you really might want to start seeing my shrink on a regular basis.

Only if her name is Michelle, and she has a Russian accent (like that "Ivana Humpalot" character in the Austin Powers movie).

 

[mcvickj]

LMAO. Cool screenplay Error.