10 Finkers

[Rolex]

Ole vas vorking at the fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he accidentally cut off all ten of his finkers.

He vent to da emergency room in da Clinik and vhen he got dar da Norsky doctor looked at Ole and said, "Let's have da finkers and I'll see vhat I can do."

Ole said, "I haven't got da finkers."

"Vhat do you mean, you hafen't got da finkers?" he said. "It's 2009 and I've's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could hafe put dem back on and made you like new! Vhy didn't you brink da finkers?"​

Ole says........."How da fock vas I suppose to pick dem up? ​

 

[gnarkill]

Jur fut.


Awesome Joke

 

[Rolex]

Sorry about the large font. It was copy and paste.

 

[revo_rob_1984]

that was great man. . .nice find

 

[hamz9561]

Vay to go!

 

[Rolex]

Uff Da.

 

[Runaway Jim]

Oy Vey!

 

[Rolex]

Oy Vey!

LMAO! Hey, at least I left a Norwegian comment.

Ja Wohl!

 

[neobart]

I got a danish word for ya.

Træls.
Træls is when your stuck behind a bunch of bikers and you wanna give them just a little toot from the horn, you know just to let them know that it's quite alright for them to take up all the road...........and the horn stays on.

 

[HPIguy]

LMAO, das preety gud

 

[Rolex]

I got a danish word for ya.

Træls.
Træls is when your stuck behind a bunch of bikers and you wanna give them just a little toot from the horn, you know just to let them know that it's quite alright for them to take up all the road...........and the horn stays on.

Lol! One thing I have NEVER done in my entire life time is blow the horn at bikers.
Look closely. I have no scars.