You knew this was coming

[FastEddy]

Q, What is the Iraqi air force motto?
A. I came, I saw, Iran.

Q. Have you heard about the new Iraqi air force exercise program?
A. Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them
there.

Q. What's the five-day forecast for Baghdad?
A. Two days.

Q. What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common?
A. They both have Kurds in their way.

Q. What is the best Iraqi job?
A. Foreign ambassador.

Q. Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter
pilots?
A. You only have to teach them to take off.

Q. How do you play Iraqi bingo?
A. B-52 .... F-16 ... B-2

Q. What is Iraq's national bird?
A. Duck.

Q. What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?
A. They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming
from!

Q. Why does the Iraqi navy have glass bottom boats?
A. So they can see their air force.

 

[Retread316]

I love Iraqi bingo!

I can visualize a room full of Republican Guard...all around little fold up tables with their big fat markers.

Sadam stands up front at a podium calling out...

F-117
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M-1
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.
F-18
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F-15
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.
A Republican Guard General jumps up elatedly to shout BINGO! You hear this funny sound in the background (the fins of a smart bomb clicking away) as they hone in on their target and the whole place just mushrooms into hellfire and brimstone!

 

[Rob D]

Ahh if only we could get a video of the bingo match with a dasiy cutter being dropped in