The Question Game

[frickenjoey]

Because bird poo spreads farther on a fresh waxed car...

Ever fart in a store or elevator and blame it on someone next to you that you don't know?

 

[2revo1maxx]

I prefer to make them audible too.

Why do my own farts smell good, and everyone elses smell like death?

 

[HPI-Killer]

Yeah, duh..

Could Jesus microwave a burrito so HOT, he himself could not eat it?
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhhXCuUG2pw&feature=related"]Simpson's Burrito Clip - YouTube[/ame]

 

[HPIguy]

YES! Microwaves, and the microwave burrito weren't aruond in JC's day. He has no idea the molten wrath that awaits in the center of that thing. Come to think of it, I'm not even sure the microwaves at convenience stores are up to code. Package says microwave on high for 1 and 1/2 to 2 minutes. At the :37 mark, the wrapper is melting. I don't even stand near them, I stand all way across the store and watch from a safe distance. Anybody put a geiger counter on one of those things?


If you could build a vehicle that could travel faster than the speed of light, would the headlights still work?

 

[HPI-Killer]

ROFL thats the funniest thing I have read all day, thanks

Package says microwave on high for 1 and 1/2 to 2 minutes. At the :37 mark the wrapper is melting

And no, but you could see everyone comin up behind you lol.


What would happen if Chuck Norris lost his man card?

 

[alien13]

What would happen if Chuck Norris lost his man card?

That's not possible, he is his man card.


What if fish swam in the air, and not the water?

 

[HPI-Killer]

We would never want to smell the private selection our wives have jk

Why do women always think were wrong?

 

[h8z2luze]

Cause they always think they are right....


Why do women always think they are right?

 

[HPIguy]

Cause they always think they are right....


Why do women always think they are right?

Because they are, and that's just how it is. At least if you don't want to sleep on the couch again.

Why do stupid people that have no clue how something functions argue with you about how it works?

 

[Rolex]

I don't have a clue.
Why is this steak so incredibly delicious?

 

[HPIguy]

I don't have a clue.
Why is this steak so incredibly delicious?

Because deep down, we're all still carnivores, some just can't accept it.

Why isn't there a 12 step program for RC addicts?

 

[tmaxxfreek]

I actually think there is but we all refuse to research it........besides that's for qutiters


If you were to win a million dollars, would you invest the money and keep your job or go on a spending spree?

 

[Rolex]

I would buy more steak. I want another one right now.

If God had intended for humans to be vegetarians, why did he make animals out of delicious meat?

 

[tmaxxfreek]

I think he initially made animals for other animals to eat, then along came humans.


6 to one and 1/2 a dozen to the other.......What does this actually mean?

 

[HPIguy]

I think he initially made animals for other animals to eat, then along came humans.


6 to one and 1/2 a dozen to the other.......What does this actually mean?

Depends, is it a bakers dozen?

Why isn't toilet paper non stick?

 

[tmaxxfreek]

Because it would slip out of your hand during the "process"


Why do they call it Dr Pepper if it isn't made by a DR or have anything to do with Pepper?

 

[Mn Monster]

Because it would slip out of your hand during the "process"


Why do they call it Dr Pepper if it isn't made by a DR or have anything to do with Pepper?

because the name Coke was already taken!




What's the biggest fish you ever caught?

 

[tmaxxfreek]

A 7' Lemon Shark

Whats the most you have ever spent on one RC?

 

[Mn Monster]

$400 on my maxx (what do i have in it now??? more than my wife will ever know)



(for any hunters out there)
what is your biggest Whitetail?

 

[hamz9561]

She weighed about 300 lbs. I caught her during a wild party.

Why is it that the amount children a couple has is inversely proportional to their intelligence?