The Question Game

[h8z2luze]

Not sure what show you speak of.

Muppet babies....

 

[HPI-Killer]

Don't drink any alcoholic beverages when I am in control of a potentially harmful toy or vehicle.


When your ass itches you use a finger, so what do you use when your finger itches?

Knaw on it with my teeth, the same finger that I used to itch my ass haha



Whats the stupidest thing youve ever done?>

 

[Rolex]

I read your post.

What could be more stupid than that?

 

[neobart]

Reading yours. :


Chicken or the egg, what came first?

 

[Rolex]

A horny rooster.

Why doesn't anyone ask when THEY showed up?

 

[Macguyver]

A horny rooster.

Why doesn't anyone ask when THEY showed up?

because most of them are to dumb to think about it


why is it so hard to get up in the morning to go to work ??

 

[SMaxxin]

because working sucks and waking up early sucks!


I really don't like being muddy but I always want to ride my atv in the mud....Why is that?

 

[Macguyver]

because working sucks and waking up early sucks!


I really don't like being muddy but I always want to ride my atv in the mud....Why is that?

because you are a man ...and ATV's look so much cooler when all muddy

2+ (3x7) x 56 / (3x6) + 78 = ?

 

[rcnut143]

145.33333....

If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food?

 

[HPI-Killer]

So they have to be killed before stavation to feed real men



Why did my wife find me sitting down, hunched over asleep on an ammo can drooling onto the floor?

 

[slowngreen]

You had diarrhea....


spring or fall?

 

[HPI-Killer]

thats too much Lloyd!

I prefer spring, because then I have plenty of days to play outside with my RCs, fall, not so much time left

Why does the damn grass grow so fast when it knows I HATE mowing it?! GRRR

 

[Rolex]

It only grows when you're not looking.

If people were meant to be vegetarians, why did God make animals out of MEAT?

 

[HPI-Killer]

For the savage non believers!


Why am I the sucker that works graveyards and am about to leave for work?

 

[frickenjoey]

Because it pays the bills and some places pay more for nights which = more RC money.

Why is it that my dad can't find the roll cage for my Baja back in the states but the very day I order a more expensive metal one, he finds the old one?

 

[SMaxxin]

Because you need a spare!


Why do stray cats keep coming to my house to have babies?

 

[frickenjoey]

Because you need practice with your sand wedge?

If I had a million dollars right now what would I do with it?

 

[SMaxxin]

Buy more guns...duh

How long does it take to shoot 550 .22 bullet with a 6 shooter?

 

[rcnut143]

3 hours.

What does your last incoming text message say?

 

[2revo1maxx]

"Saving that metal for a rainy day"?

When's the next rainy day?