Speaking of jokes....

[FlyinRazorback]

This is the actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. Radio conversation released by the chief of naval operations, 10-10-95.

CANADIANS: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.

AMERICANS: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision.

CANADIANS: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.

AMERICANS: This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

CANADIANS: No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.

AMERICANS: This is the Aircraft Carrier US LINCOLN, the second largest ship in the United States Atlantic Fleet. We are accompanied with three Destroyers, three Cruisers and numerous support vessels. I DEMAND that you change your course 15 degrees north. I say again, that's one-five degrees north, or counter-measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.

CANADIANS: This is a lighthouse. Your call

 

[Hunter]

I read that before sounds just like the navy to order a lighthouse to move:classic:

 

[Niffken]

typical lol:cheerful:

 

[SkyMaxx]

If it gets in the way, run it over...

 

[Hunter]

And if it falls over board Well then send some one back to get it.

 

[FlyinRazorback]

They had a whole fleet going, I would have just blown the lighthouse up and kept going.

 

[Rochellcommaj]

lol, good one.

 

[StrechM]

That's good!

 

[Blah420]

ahahahah