Priceless

[El Pirata]

While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 10 mph over), I noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge.

The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, "What's the hurry?"

I replied, "I'm late for work."

"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"

I responded, "I'm a rectum stretcher."

The cop said "What's...a rectum stretcher, and what does a rectum stretcher do?"

I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand, then I work until I can get both hands in there and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6 foot wide."

The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot butthole?"

I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a bridge."

The ticket -- $95 dollars.

The look on his face, PRICELESS

 

[NCNitro]

That one is great! LOL :ha :ha :ha

 

[FLATTOP]

That's classic

 

[Hunter]

Thats a good one, keep them coming.

 

[FlyinRazorback]

Disappointed in ya El, you have already told us that joke. Surely you haven\'t ran out by now and started recycling have you? Still funny though. :madface: :thumbsup:

 

[El Pirata]

I did? I guess I am becoming part of Team Alzheimers !