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An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to him and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, milking cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, bailing hay, cleaning my barn, and feeding my horses, so I guess I'm a real cowboy."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women.
When I shower I think about women. When I watch TV I think about women. I even think about women when I'm eating or driving.
It seems that everything makes me think of women."

The two sat sipping in silence, and soon the woman finished her coffee and went on her way.

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."
 

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