Never, ever go back to an ex-girlfriend

[Ryan with savage]

and heres why.....

 

[.21Rc10GT]

Thats pretty funny... I can't imagine what it felt like to "un-stick" em... Ouch!

 

[Monkey Wrench]

Ouch! Man, I bet that stung just a little!

 

[Got Nitro?]

LOL I think i need to find a new girlfreind now.

 

[CorradoPsi]

i think its funny her lawyer claims it was a consentual act. who the f*ck consents to letting someone glue thier nuts to thier stomach and write profanities on thier back?

 

[kwong2001]

i think its funny her lawyer claims it was a consentual act. who the f*ck consents to letting someone glue thier nuts to thier stomach and write profanities on thier back?

Don't forget gluing his buttcheeks together! What happens when he has to take a dump?

 

[sweetdiesel]

When he woke up, Slaby found that O'Toole had used Super Glue to stick his genitals to his abdomen, glued his buttocks together and spelled out a profanity on his back in nail polish.

Poor guy...he didn't even get to pick out the color.

 

[Diver6127]

She's lucky she doesn't get her "folds" glued together and pasties crazy glued to her nipples with a john holmes "toy" glued to her clevage.

As far as the "consent" for this act .. that's gotta be far and beyond kinky. Wonder if they considered going to the LHS for CA remover.

....glue thier nuts to thier stomach...

It must've been summer time and he had the "Summer dog nuts" Ratzo was talking about in that thread he started a while ago.

 

[.21Rc10GT]

Wonder if they considered going to the LHS for CA remover.

I think he would be too embarrassed to explain why he needed it... :idea:

 

[Got Nitro?]

I don't think a guy could walk correctlly with his junk glued to him like that,that could be painfull.

 

[Plaidfish]

Once they go they stay gone.....Never let female pee pee persuade you into a bad situation....that bitch would have some seriously fiddlesticked up pranks coming her way for life if that was me......

 

[Diver6127]

Never beg, never crawl never think twice ... I agree you plaid, once you're out, you're gone! There was a reason for the split, leave it be and move on. Nothing will ever be the same if you try to get back together.

 

[Revo Rancher]

Never let female pee pee persuade you into a bad situation

Sooooo, Plaid, been chatting with your neighbor lately?!?





:jk:

 

[Diver6127]

that wasn't a bad situation. That was purely taking advantage of a situation.

 

[Revo Rancher]

Yeah, you're right...we all know we have done that at least once, right guys?!?

 

[Got Nitro?]

I've done it 3 times,and looking into a 4th.

 

[Diver6127]

Many times .... but only admit to one.

 

[HeartBreak]

Yipes - sounds too much like my ex. I feel sorry for the dude tho, he must've been laughed about in the ER for months!

 

[Got Nitro?]

I was admitting about going back to the same girlfreind,not to pounding somebody

 

[Diver6127]

I can honestly say that I have never gone back. Hurts for a while but I don't go back.