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I just noticed your post count, factored against the overall post count of 11,800 some odd posts...

You account for more than 11% of the total posts on this forum!
 

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Originally posted by NCNitro
Retread please don't encourage him, he already is the :spam king.
Are you trying to fry the spam ??? Be nice but if you do can you scramble me some eggs also ? X
 

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All this breakfast talk is making me hungry.
I think Ill fry my self some :llama:
 

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x_789 - I just noticed your sig...I could not agree more! Oval racing SUCKS! FIA World Rally! BTCC! - the two best racing series...

SPAM?! The one, the original, the ONLY:

Man (Eric Idle): You sit here, dear.
Wife (Graham Chapman in drag): All right.
Man (to Waitress): Morning!
Waitress (Terry Jones, in drag as a bit of a rat-bag): Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam;
egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage
and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam
bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings (starting to chant): Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked
beans spam spam spam...
Vikings (singing): Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a
Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with
truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam (crescendo through next few lines)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon
spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife (shrieks): I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it.
I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam
spam and spam!
Vikings (singing): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and
the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings (singing elaborately): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful
spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam!
Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam
spam spam!

I'm dying...LOL!
 

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x_789 - I just noticed your sig...I could not agree more! Oval racing SUCKS! FIA World Rally! BTCC! - the two best racing series...

SPAM?! The one, the original, the ONLY:

Man (Eric Idle): You sit here, dear.
Wife (Graham Chapman in drag): All right.
Man (to Waitress): Morning!
Waitress (Terry Jones, in drag as a bit of a rat-bag): Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam;
egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage
and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam
bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings (starting to chant): Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked
beans spam spam spam...
Vikings (singing): Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a
Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with
truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam (crescendo through next few lines)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon
spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife (shrieks): I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it.
I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam
spam and spam!
Vikings (singing): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and
the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings (singing elaborately): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful
spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam!
Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam
spam spam!

I'm dying...LOL!
 

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From what I understand he was once lost, but found his way.
Luck for us.
I can't help but wonder what might have become of him. :trout:
 

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Originally posted by FastEddy
All this breakfast talk is making me hungry.
I think Ill fry my self some :llama:

LLama killer, LLama killer!!!! :ha
 

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The real interesting stat would be to find out what percent of his posts were actually useful content vice the standard waffle, LMAO, don't want to offend, and my personal favorite...are you trying to start something with me because if you are... posts.

As for others with a high post count. I find myself guilty of accounting for a large number of this forum's posts. I am happy to say that about 50 percent of my posts are spent helping others in a most useful manner and the other 50 percent is bashing the crap out of the :spam king.

If the admin wants to take back 50 percent of my post count, have at it. Those out there who know me, know I am as good as my word...
 
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open a spam only thread,and let the king stay in there 95% of his time on here:thumbsup:
 

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Easy thats a good idea, but how could we keep the :spam King in there without infecting the rest of the threads with his waffling dribble.
 

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Are you kidding, that would be the shortest thread he ever played with. It would have his standard four or five responses and that's it. The only way to keep it alive would be to have someone periodically go in there and dump on him...in order to get another standard response. All of this standard response stuff has me thinking...what if we're not dealing with a human-being, but a computer. Naaah...a computer couldn't be that stupid; forget I mentioned it.

As for keeping him contained within the :spam -king thread. That could be accomplished by a simple script that recognizes his IP and redirects him to that thread's section of the forum and only that thread. The issue bears investigation...Woodie, what do you think?
 

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Sky you do bring up an interesting concept, maybe it is a computer like HAL. But the more I think about it though a computer would be able to come up with more than five different responses.

I really like your idea of redirecting his ip to the :spam king thread only. If we could contain all that waffling in one place, I would be willing to drop by there every once in a while with a new question that he could answer four or five times with a different answer each time. I am sure other members would be glad to help out too.
 

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C'mon guys; don't you think; your being a; little hard; on the guy? Just because; he talks like; a politician on election day; doesn't mean he's that; bad of a guy. It's always fun to read; his threads and try and; decifer what he is; trying to say. :OMG:
 
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