LMAO Found this add on Craigslist.

[FastEddy]

BEAUTIFUL HISPANIC WOMAN TO CLEAN MY HOUSE AND COOK

Wanted: A beautiful hispanic woman or young babe (either) to clean my house on a regular basis. I work far toooo much and need someone to come in and take care of my small place and maybe even cook for me once in a while when i get home at night. Love Mexican food!! I can pay you $$$$ or trade you in transportation around the Bay Area or give you English lessons or take you out on the town in SF Area or dinner.... or whatever you need. I will take care of you and you can be my personal assistant, You take care of me and I will take care of you for sure. Sound like a Deal? Write back and let me know. It is an Easy job. Friendly and single only 18+ only need apply. BIG BENEFITS FOR U. We both win.

 

[vbgagnon]

U sure thats not you Ed?

 

[FastEddy]

I prefer Asians.

 

[godale03]

They have mail order catalogs for those......

 

[Plaidfish]

:idea: OOOO Where can I get that catalog from???
small Asian hardbodies DEFINATELY do it for me.....

 

[Got Nitro?]

LMFAO! That guy has a excellent idea,I'm gonna try that.

 

[godale03]

:idea: OOOO Where can I get that catalog from???
small Asian hardbodies DEFINATELY do it for me.....

I could get used to chinese food every night for dinner!

 

[jetmechG550]

Wonder if my wife would get pissed if I put out an ad like that? She did mention she would like to find someone to come in and clean the house once a week.

 

[RatzoRC]

My cleaning lady looks like James Woods.
She looks like she has a pillow made out of pebbles.
Not a looker by any meens.

 

[jetmechG550]

My cleaning lady looks like James Woods.
She looks like she has a pillow made out of pebbles.
Not a looker by any meens.

That's probably the one my wife will pick! I found a few in Russia when I was there but I know that won't fly here at all! :shrug:

 

[Plaidfish]

again w/ the russian chicks.....alright dude get me that catalog and I'll see which I'd prefer.....I met some ruskie hotties in NYC but they were too Psychotic......like coke whore w/o the coke.....and the cigarettes they smoked were like mini cigars......

 

[godale03]

again w/ the russian chicks.....alright dude get me that catalog and I'll see which I'd prefer.....I met some ruskie hotties in NYC but they were too Psychotic......like coke whore w/o the coke.....and the cigarettes they smoked were like mini cigars......

I can deal with the cigars, as long as the girly didn't have a mustache!

 

[Plaidfish]

dude those ruskie chicks come in 2 flavors......
thick/hairy chunky munkey
or skinny delight....
and I know I'm on a diet lately.........

 

[FastEddy]

Jets obsession started as a kid.
He used to watch Dudley Doright cartoon marathons as a child

 

[jetmechG550]

Jets obsession started as a kid.
He used to watch Dudley Doright cartoon marathons as a child

Dammit Ed, how'd you figure it out!?

 

[FastEddy]

Dammit Ed, how'd you figure it out!?

I stroked it a few time over Natasha as well.

 

[jetmechG550]

BUSTED!!!! LOL The others I was with were wondering why I kept asking girls if they were named Natasha, if not go away!

 

[godale03]

dude those ruskie chicks come in 2 flavors......
thick/hairy chunky munkey
or skinny delight....
and I know I'm on a diet lately.........

LMAO! Dude thats funny. Thank you I needed that today!