Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!

[rchpi92]

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Sorry, wrong door.
Okay.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Federal Express
Federal Express who?
I don’t know. I just deliver packages.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Pizza delivery guy.
Pizza delivery guy who?
You ordered a pizza?
Yes.
I’m the guy delivering it.
Great.





Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Sorry, wrong door.
Okay.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Federal Express
Federal Express who?
I don’t know. I just deliver packages.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Tom.
Tom who?
Tom Buchanan.
Hi Tom.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Pizza delivery guy.
Pizza delivery guy who?
You ordered a pizza?
Yes.
I’m the guy delivering it.
Great.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Susan.
Susan who?
Susan Caldwell.
I’ll be right out, Susan.

Knock, knock
Who’s there.
You might be a redneck if… you think tobacco is a vegetable.
You might be a redneck if… you think tobacco is a vegetable who?
I thought this was a redneck joke.
Nope. It’s a knock, knock joke.
Oops.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who
Don’t get so upset, crybaby!
What?
Ha! Ha! I made you say “boo-hoo”
You’re a real idiot.
That wasn’t necessary.

Knock, knock
Yo mama
Yo mama who?
Yo mama so fat, she caught a flesh-eating virus and that was three years ago.
I bet you’re fat, huh?
I’m…
You are, aren’t you? Fat!
I’m plumpish.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
FBI!
…
…
Hello? FBI! Let us in!
…
…nobody here…
Oh. Let’s go boys!
(Phew!)

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
There’s a dead old woman in your driveway.
There’s a dead old woman in your driveway who?
No. Seriously. There’s a dead old woman in your driveway.
Actually, that’s just my piss-drunk bar slut of a grandmother. She sells toothless mouth love for “mind eraser” shooters at the Tyson’s Mall TGIFriday’s. Let the whore sleep it off.

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[GilBeQuick]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
I feel like I just wasted 3 minutes of my life.
I feel like I just wasted 3 minutes of my life who?
No, seriously, I feel like I just wasted 3 minutes of my life.

 

[rchpi92]

is that a coment about my jokes

 

[GilBeQuick]

no it's a funny knock knock joke. get it?

 

[rchpi92]

yea i get it

 

[olds97_lss]

These suck.

 

[GilBeQuick]

Then write your own knock knock jokes dang it!

 

[olds97_lss]

Knock Knock!
Who's there?

 

[FRIDGE]

those knock knock jokes get a 1 out of 10 they were just about as funny as watching a bird sleep.

 

[olds97_lss]

Stupid bird...

 

[GilBeQuick]

forget you guys then!

everybodys a critic....

 

[FRIDGE]

o well gilbequick i forgot about your joke. i feel like i lost about a minute and a half..it took you 3 mins to read that LOL

 

[GilBeQuick]

Sorry, I'm a little slow these days.

huked on foniks dident werk four me.

 

[olds97_lss]

IT's WURK not werk! Dah

 

[scottm]

My 7 year old daughter made this up 2 years ago:

Knock knock
Whos there?
Burp
Burp who?
Bird poo? Where's bird poo?

And this:

Why are rabbits always smiling? Because they're so hoppy!


You are going to have to step it up just to reach kindergarden level knock knock jokes...

 

[GilBeQuick]

Ok guys, I just can't take it anymore. Why are you all cracking on me???

 

[olds97_lss]

Not cracking, but seriously, these aren't that good.

 

[GilBeQuick]

No soup for you!!!

 

[FRIDGE]

now scottm's daughter was what would be called "tha cutest little thang"
gilbquick you would be called "dopefeind or crackhead or just plain old dum@$$"

 

[GilBeQuick]

Welp, ya can't please everybody now can ya?