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El Pirata

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This guy was flying down I - 95 yesterday (only 10 mph over the limit), he noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge. The cop pulled him over, walked up to the car and asked, "What's the hurry?" He replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?" he responded, "I'm a rectum stretcher." The cop said "What..... a rectum stretcher, and what does a rectum stretcher do?"

He said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand, then I work until I can get both hands in there and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6 foot wide."

The cop asked him, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot (insert slang word for rectum)?" he simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a bridge..."

The ticket -- $95 dollars. The look on his face, PRICELESS
 

SkyMaxx

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That is the funniest thing I have heard in a bit...I am still laughing as I type...in fact my wife just came in to ask what was so funny...

Not aping Matts...seriously thought this one was funny...

I can identify with how that guy feels...
 
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FlyinRazorback

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DOH!

Had I only known this one last week. I got a ticket doing 55 in a 45 on the freeway. Man was I PO'd.
 
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