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A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower
when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over which one
should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly wraps herself
up in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands
Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob reaches into his
pocket, pulls out a stack of hundred dollar bills and says, "I'll give
you $800 to drop that towel that you have on"
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in
front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her 800 dollars and leaves.
Confused, but excited about her good fortune, the woman wraps back up in the
towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets back to the bathroom, her
husband asks from the shower, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door
neighbor," she replies.
"Great!" the husband says, "Did he say anything about the $800 he
borrowed from me last week?"
when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over which one
should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly wraps herself
up in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands
Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob reaches into his
pocket, pulls out a stack of hundred dollar bills and says, "I'll give
you $800 to drop that towel that you have on"
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in
front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her 800 dollars and leaves.
Confused, but excited about her good fortune, the woman wraps back up in the
towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets back to the bathroom, her
husband asks from the shower, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door
neighbor," she replies.
"Great!" the husband says, "Did he say anything about the $800 he
borrowed from me last week?"
