Anyway, from the looks of what's squirting out from around that, I'm guessing she recently liberated them from her mid-teen daughter's laundry. That's some seriously robust elastic. If it does let go, it's going to take someone's eye out.
Sadly, the poor guy's left eye seems shot. Usually that's a sign of a significant neurological injury. It probably happened when his head was stretched beyond any reasonable size trying to get over that cellulite farm...