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Ralph (AKA ROLEX), an older man from Knoxville Tennessee, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. Ralph opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" He said "No,"but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me."

Then the police dispatcher said “All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available."
Ralph said, "Okay."

He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again. “Hello, I just called a few seconds ago and because there were people stealing things from my shed...well, you don't have to worry about them because I just shot them both, the dogs are eating them right now,” And he hung up.

Within five minutes, six police cars, a SWAT team, a helicopter, two fire trucks, a paramedic, and an ambulance showed up at the residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the policemen said to Ralph, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

Ralph said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
 
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thats GREAT dude!!! lmfao
 
Ralph (AKA ROLEX), the oldest man in Knoxville Tennessee, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. Ralph opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" He said "No,"but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me."

Then the police dispatcher said “All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available."
Ralph said, "Okay."

He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again. “Hello, I just called a few seconds ago and because there were people stealing things from my shed...well, you don't have to worry about them because I just shot them both, the dogs are eating them right now,” And he hung up.

Within five minutes, six police cars, a SWAT team, a helicopter, two fire trucks, a paramedic, and an ambulance showed up at the residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the policemen said to Ralph, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

Ralph said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"


Made a slight change. :D
 
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Lmao! Very nice and glad Rob fixed it.
 
 
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That is pretty good....and that kids is why we preach the importance of education.
 
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