Elderly Ladies

[El Pirata]

Two elderly men had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards.

One day they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, "Now don't get mad at me...I know we've been friends for a long time...but I just can't think of your name! I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is." His friend glared at him. For at least three minutes he just stared and glared at him. Finally he said, "How soon do you need to know?"

 

[shortman]

You scare me. One of those guys is me!

 

[El Pirata]

Yeah the other is me.

 

[Retread316]

Who? What? Was I sleeping? What's my name?

 

[El Pirata]

Was your name Bob? I figure that one is worth a guess since it's so common.