Dicks, The restaraunt at Myrtle Beach

[PiErow]

Any of you guys ever eaten there?
Went yesterday was a ton of fun. The waiters are paid to be Dicks to you, however its not putting you down and insulting you, more just messing with you.

 

[vbgagnon]

I've heard about that place, but I've never been. Don't they give you dunce caps or something like that?

 

[FastEddy]

Do they sit down next to your wife and take your order?

 

[vbgagnon]

Lmfao!!!!

 

[WoodiE]

I've been to the on in Chicago - it's a blast!



-Michael

 

[Monkey Wrench]

I went to a place similar that's in Chicagp, but I think it's called Ed Debevic's. I didn't realize they were supposed to be that way and wrote, "Go F*&^ Yourself!" in the tip area of the credit card receipt!

Of course, I felt like a tool when I found out they were supposed to be that way!

 

[jetmechG550]

Chicago is Ed Debevics but I think there is a peepee's Last Resort there as well. It's fun taking people like Monkey there that have no idea what it is like.

 

[mudbogginredneck]

iv'e been to the one at myrtle beach. lot of fun..........i thank i should work there. lol

mud

 

[PiErow]

I've heard about that place, but I've never been. Don't they give you dunce caps or something like that?

Yeah the give you hats shapped like a penis that say things on them to insult you. My brothers said "Even UPS can't find my package" some chick accros the way, her hat said "this isnt the first time someone put a bag on my head(hats are made of paper".

And yes they do hit on your wives/girlfriends while ordering.


At on point, a table flagged over the waiter while he was serving another table and he shouted accross the place " CAN YOU NOT SEE I'm WITH ANOTHER TABLE?! YOU WAIT YOUR TURN!"

And if someone said like this isnt right, they would reply "Well what do you want me to do about it?"


All in all it was good fun.

 

[HeartBreak]

We seriously need one of those here - LOL - I'd eat there every night just get a laugh. I might even apply to work there, since I'm sure some of the patrons could easily get my sarcastic side goin.

 

[Monkey Wrench]

Chicago is Ed Debevics but I think there is a peepee's Last Resort there as well. It's fun taking people like Monkey there that have no idea what it is like.

Good thing you are into martial arts! It's people like you that you hear about on the evening news:

"An Indianapolis man was beaten to death tonight with his own shoe after reportedly taking his supposed 'friend' to local eatery, Dicks Last Resort. According to sources on the scene, Frank Fettucini (or some Italian last name) took friend Monkey Wrench to peepee's Last Resort for dinner. Apparently, Mr. Wrench became incensed at the rudeness displayed by the employees of peepee's, left a vulgar message on the credit card receipt and proceeded to storm out of the establishment. Employees report seeing Mr. Fettucini (or whatever) speak to Mr. Wrench while laughing hysterically. Mr. Wrench then proceeded to sucker-punch Frank, then violently removed Frank's size 6 Kangaroos and beat him in the chest and head areas. Paramedics pronounced Mr. Fettucini dead on the scene. Mr. Wrench was heard yelling as he was taken into custody, saying, 'That lousy motherf****r Frank! He had it coming, I tell ya! First not telling me pylons on the track are marshalling positions and then taking me here knowing the employees acted rude as part of the act! If I had the chance, I'd piss in his dead eye sockets!'

Mr. Wrench is scheduled for arraignment tomorrow in county court. Next, ever wonder why genital crabs itch? Stay tuned for more on that from channel 5 medical reporter, female pee pee Galore."

See? Eerily realistic, isn't it?

 

[Clintd]

Good thing you are into martial arts! It's people like you that you hear about on the evening news:

"An Indianapolis man was beaten to death tonight with his own shoe after reportedly taking his supposed 'friend' to local eatery, Dicks Last Resort. According to sources on the scene, Frank Fettucini (or some Italian last name) took friend Monkey Wrench to peepee's Last Resort for dinner. Apparently, Mr. Wrench became incensed at the rudeness displayed by the employees of peepee's, left a vulgar message on the credit card receipt and proceeded to storm out of the establishment. Employees report seeing Mr. Fettucini (or whatever) speak to Mr. Wrench while laughing hysterically. Mr. Wrench then proceeded to sucker-punch Frank, then violently removed Frank's size 6 Kangaroos and beat him in the chest and head areas. Paramedics pronounced Mr. Fettucini dead on the scene. Mr. Wrench was heard yelling as he was taken into custody, saying, 'That lousy motherf****r Frank! He had it coming, I tell ya! First not telling me pylons on the track are marshalling positions and then taking me here knowing the employees acted rude as part of the act! If I had the chance, I'd piss in his dead eye sockets!'

Mr. Wrench is scheduled for arraignment tomorrow in county court. Next, ever wonder why genital crabs itch? Stay tuned for more on that from channel 5 medical reporter, female pee pee Galore."

See? Eerily realistic, isn't it?

This is absolutely hysterical. :LoL:
Some one tap this guy into the news teleprompter.

 

[vbgagnon]

I'd like to see that read on the evening news! Thats awsome!

 

[jetmechG550]

PMSL!!!!!!!!! Actually in real English, I about pissed in my pants reading that one! Nice El, very nice! BTW all, if you want to know what Monkey thought the marshalling pylons were for, pm me, I don't want this to become a true story! Actually I wouldn't tell him what they were for cause he wouldn't fuel me up even though we were in the same heat! The nerve, huh?

 

[sweetdiesel]

Good thing you are into martial arts! It's people like you that you hear about on the evening news:

"An Indianapolis man was beaten to death tonight with his own shoe after reportedly taking his supposed 'friend' to local eatery, Dicks Last Resort. According to sources on the scene, Frank Fettucini (or some Italian last name) took friend Monkey Wrench to peepee's Last Resort for dinner. Apparently, Mr. Wrench became incensed at the rudeness displayed by the employees of peepee's, left a vulgar message on the credit card receipt and proceeded to storm out of the establishment. Employees report seeing Mr. Fettucini (or whatever) speak to Mr. Wrench while laughing hysterically. Mr. Wrench then proceeded to sucker-punch Frank, then violently removed Frank's size 6 Kangaroos and beat him in the chest and head areas. Paramedics pronounced Mr. Fettucini dead on the scene. Mr. Wrench was heard yelling as he was taken into custody, saying, 'That lousy motherf****r Frank! He had it coming, I tell ya! First not telling me pylons on the track are marshalling positions and then taking me here knowing the employees acted rude as part of the act! If I had the chance, I'd piss in his dead eye sockets!'

Mr. Wrench is scheduled for arraignment tomorrow in county court. Next, ever wonder why genital crabs itch? Stay tuned for more on that from channel 5 medical reporter, female pee pee Galore."

See? Eerily realistic, isn't it?

LMFAO too funny!!

 

[Monkey Wrench]

PMSL!!!!!!!!! Actually in real English, I about pissed in my pants reading that one! Nice El, very nice! BTW all, if you want to know what Monkey thought the marshalling pylons were for, pm me, I don't want this to become a true story! Actually I wouldn't tell him what they were for cause he wouldn't fuel me up even though we were in the same heat! The nerve, huh?

Hey, I'm not above throwing myself under the bus for a laugh!

OK, here's the story. Jet invites me to go racing with him at an indoor track in Columbus, OH called CRCRC. Being this is my very first time racing, I really had no idea what to expect, but I figure Jet will lend a hand and guide me.

So, we arrive, unpack and all that jazz and get the rigs on the track to do some practice laps. Keep in mind, Jet has not shared ANY information as to logistics, decorum and the like and I'm hesitant to ask because he's too busy farting around with his XB8 that he can't get running!

After awhile, I get the chance and ask him if the numbers on the pylons indicate the number of points you score for jumping over them or something. Yeah, I know, DUMBASS! But understand, I saw a lot of folks (myself included) running into the pylons, so I figured it was some kind of points system.

See? I can laugh at my own expense! It's all good!

 

[dougc]

I went to a place similar that's in Chicagp, but I think it's called Ed Debevic's. I didn't realize they were supposed to be that way and wrote, "Go F*&^ Yourself!" in the tip area of the credit card receipt!

Of course, I felt like a tool when I found out they were supposed to be that way!

Good thing you are into martial arts! It's people like you that you hear about on the evening news:

"An Indianapolis man was beaten to death tonight with his own shoe after reportedly taking his supposed 'friend' to local eatery, Dicks Last Resort. According to sources on the scene, Frank Fettucini (or some Italian last name) took friend Monkey Wrench to peepee's Last Resort for dinner. Apparently, Mr. Wrench became incensed at the rudeness displayed by the employees of peepee's, left a vulgar message on the credit card receipt and proceeded to storm out of the establishment. Employees report seeing Mr. Fettucini (or whatever) speak to Mr. Wrench while laughing hysterically. Mr. Wrench then proceeded to sucker-punch Frank, then violently removed Frank's size 6 Kangaroos and beat him in the chest and head areas. Paramedics pronounced Mr. Fettucini dead on the scene. Mr. Wrench was heard yelling as he was taken into custody, saying, 'That lousy motherf****r Frank! He had it coming, I tell ya! First not telling me pylons on the track are marshalling positions and then taking me here knowing the employees acted rude as part of the act! If I had the chance, I'd piss in his dead eye sockets!'

Mr. Wrench is scheduled for arraignment tomorrow in county court. Next, ever wonder why genital crabs itch? Stay tuned for more on that from channel 5 medical reporter, female pee pee Galore."

See? Eerily realistic, isn't it?

I just started to read this thread and then all of the sudden I couldn't stop laughing. I just wonder what the your waiter said about the tip. That has to be the funniest thing I have heard in a while.

 

[jetmechG550]

All in good fun my man! I'll be a better race partner next time!

 

[Monkey Wrench]

All in good fun my man! I'll be a better race partner next time!

Ah, no worries, brother! Hell, I'll think about it every now and then and start laughing as well! Besides, between not being able to get the XB8 running and the chronic shock problem you had with the LSP, you had your hands full!

I was a good marshaller anyway, right? I mean, you didn't mention bringing mechanics gloves either and I have some permanent reminders of my first race day literally burnt into my hands! Ahhhhhh...memories!

 

[godale03]

Monkey,

Were do you come up with this stuff? I am laughing so hard after reading this that my co-workers are starting to ask questions! LOL

Hey I remember my first race and I had never marshaled in my life and had to be quickly versed in the edicate. I to did not have any gloves the first time out... you learn where to pick those things up and where not to right quick! LOL


Tom