$$$cow-cash$$$!!!give-away!!!$$$cow-cash$$$

[The Cow]

Why do you MOO?​

Most "MOO-ving post before March 1st 2012 wins

COW CASH GETS YOU COW GOODIES!

Post pics... Make jokes... Just have fun with it!!! ​

***You must a RCNT supporting member to enter***​

GOOD LUCK AND THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR SUPPORT!​

Heath​

 

[alien13]

I suppose cow tipping isn't on the agenda for tonight?

 

[slowngreen]

Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
A: Lean Beef

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground Beef

Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: It was the chicken's day off.

Q: A totally black cow was standing in the middle of the road. A man was cruising around a corner with no headlights on, no dome light, no lights on at all. He slams on the brakes at just the right time to miss the cow. How did the guy see the cow?
A: It was daytime.

Q: What day do cows dread?
A: MOO-nday

Q: What does a cow clean her kitchen with?
A: MOOp and Glow

Q: What does a cow get paid for her labor?
A: MOOney

Q: Where does a cow go on vacation?
A: MOOntana or COWifornia

 

[Racer 1966]

Q: What is a cow's favorite lunch meat?
A: Bullogna

Q: What do cows get when they are sick?
A: Hay Fever

Q: What are the spots on black-and-white cows?
A: Holstaines

Q: Why does a milking stool have only three legs?
A: Because the cow has the udder.

 

[Greywolf74]

Not sure I get the concept of this contest....what does it mean to have the most "moo-ving" post? Explain a little better what you are looking for plz.

 

[RC Addict]

This is udderly silly! And I'm having a ball!!!

 

[HPIguy]

Cow cash, sweet! Add anudder to the contest please.

 

[hamz9561]

Q. What do you get from a cow in Minnesota during the winter?

A. Cold Cream!

Q. What do you call a cow zombie?

A. An aboMOOnation!!

Q. What's a cow's favorite desert?

A. MOOn pies!

 

[Greywolf74]

If you make a cow laugh does milk shoot out of its nose?!

 

[alien13]

Grape Milk

Chocolate milk

Strawberry Quik!

 

[RC Addict]

That's a rabbit NOT a cow!!! ^^^

 

[Greywolf74]

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[alien13]

That's a rabbit NOT a cow!!! ^^^

Milk comes from a cow, Quik goes in milk! :

 

[hamz9561]

If you make a cow laugh does milk shoot out of its nose?!

That's udder nonsense. MOOving right along......

So if you eat an entire steer, does that mean you're full of bull?

 

[Greywolf74]

This contest is a bunch of bull.....grab it by the horns!

Ok I'm still not sure exactly what this contest is....is it the funniest cow joke wins or is it just like the last contest where they pick a random number and that post wins the only twist is every post has to be about a cow?

 

[The Cow]

Just have fun... No rules... If I like it the MOO-st, you win

Heath

 

[alien13]

TWO COWS ...

CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE -You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cow.

BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE -You have two cows. The government takes the milk and pays you for it and then pours the milk down the drain.

DEMOCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE -You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point you have to sell both to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow, which was a gift from your government.

DEMOCRAT -You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful.

REPUBLICAN -You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So?

SOCIALIST -You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.

COMMUNIST -You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk. You wait in line for hours to get it. It is expensive and sour.

FLORIDA CORPORATION -You have a black cow and a brown cow. Everyone votes for the best looking one. Some of the people who like the brown one best, vote for the black one. Some people vote for both. Some people vote for neither. Some people can't figure out how to vote at all. Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state tell you which is the best looking cow.

AMERICAN CORPORATION -You have two cows. You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one. You force the two cows to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when one cow drops dead. You spin an announcement to the analysts stating you have down sized and are reducing expenses. Your stock goes up.

FRENCH CORPORATION -You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. You go to lunch and drink wine. Life is good.

ITALIAN CORPORATION -You have two cows but you don't know where they are. While ambling around, you see a beautiful woman. You break for lunch. Life is good.

GERMAN CORPORATION -You have two cows. You engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of beer, give excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour. Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year.

POLISH CORPORATION -You have two bulls. Employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting to milk them.

JAPANESE CORPORATION -You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains.

RUSSIAN CORPORATION - You have two cows. You have some vodka. You count them and learn you have five cows. You have some more vodka. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. The Mafia shows up and takes over however many cows you really have

 

[Greywolf74]

Now this is what I call Cow-Tastic!

 

[Greywolf74]

So what is cow cash exactly and how much MOO-LAH are we talking about here? I always wantd to get one of those 3 pack cow mats....they magnetic ones

 

[hamz9561]

Is it true that a cow from Alaska only gives ice cream and is called an Eski-moo?