Just cuz Ralph's ban stick is resting in its holder on the mantle across the room from him that he can't summon and strike with it in one fluid motion like a Jedi Knight! lol but seriously though....It does match his recliner...
Dont listen to this guy...he has no idea what he talking about. I caught him last week huffing shoo goo in the RCNT break room, thats the only reason hes so big on recommending it... :P